Courtside Wave Evolves Into Full Recline at NBA Finals

What began as a routine courtside wave reportedly transitioned, frame by frame, into a leisurely lean and finally a contented doze — all while 19,000 fans roared through Game 3 of the Finals. Witnesses say he did not stir, not even for the dunk cam. The seat, observers noted, was 'extremely relaxed.'

As always: this is satire. The sighting above is fictional and invented for comedic effect. Read the full disclaimer.