President Pays Final Respects, Then Immediately Rests His Own

Cameras covering the solemn farewell to Senator Lindsey Graham caught the President observing what aides later called 'an extended moment of silence' — eyes closed, head bowed, and by several accounts, fully unconscious during the reverend's remarks. Observers noted it was the most peaceful anyone in the front row had looked all service. The White House maintains he was 'praying with tremendous intensity.'

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